Hotel lobby encounter between two poets.?

A man is walking through a hotel lobby when he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him. As he does, his elbow goes into her . They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your , I know you'll forgive me." She replies, 'If your is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221". If you think this is good, please give me a thumps up or a star. tks